THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION
AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT
SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE
SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN
how’s this is this okay
OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE GIF OF MY LIFE
YES PRECISELY GOOD ACCURATE ^^
OH GOD WHAT
Genuine water bottle label by Aperture Science
(via: I fucking love science)
….it was the first thing i thought of when i saw this picture
That’s it. That’s tumblr.
this is surprisingly accurate
You know my methods, John. I am known to be indestructible.
ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO THE SYRUP PARTY LATER? COME ON IT’S GONNA BE NUTS! WE’RE PUMPPPEEEDDD!!!!1111
dennys im really concerned for you
I need to prove a point to my homophobic friend.I’m writing down the urls of everyone who reblogs this in a notebook, and will present it to my friend when it is sufficiently full.
You’re gonna need a bigger book
WHAT IS THE CUTEST PART OF THIS GIF I DON’T ACTUALLY KNOW
instead of worrying about how many followers you have, pretend that’s what year it is. 1942 followers? congratulations it’s world war II. 306? wow, constantine just became the leader of the roman empire. More than 2014? incredible you’re in the future
currently at: hey anybody wanna go to bethlehem, i hear there’s like a king baby idk maybe it’ll be fun
i want someone, anyone who hasnt seen the movie, to tell me what this looks like , anyone
mitt romney threw a party and invited a whole bunch of his “”friends”” but nobody really wanted to come. construction suit guy is pissed b/c nobody brought drinks. shades man is trying to impress scene girl by lifting heavy things but she won’t pay attention. unicorn cat is unimpressed and batman has decided to disregard gravity, because he is batman.
thanks for ur contribution to society
Thats it. Thats the movie.
that’s literally it
The pacer is a test in gym class/PE that brings a shiver of despair down the spine of any unfortunate soul who has gone through it before. And it’s usually done at least once a year.
Students line up on one side of the gym, eyeing nervously the painted line before the opposite wall that will decide their fate. The teacher hits play on the stereo and a cheery woman’s voice echoes through the gymnasium. fuck that woman’s happy demeanor. She explains the rules as the kids wait anxiously. Get to the other line before the beep plays. Simple enough, right?
"Ready? Begin!" she calls, and the gut wrenching ‘beep!’ plays after.
The kids awkwardly half jog to the other line, with about 3 or 4 seconds before the next beep. Each time the horrendous noise plays they run back and forth to the lines. “Level one, complete” she says, as to pat you on the back for what little victory you’ve achieved.
Not bad, the kids think. But then comes level 2. level 3. With each interval the time between the beeps shorten, and you’re running as fast as you can to the other line. Your foot hits it, you pivot, the beep plays, youre running again. Your lungs burn, your throat is sore, your heart is on the verge of an attack. No rest. No mercy.
A girl is the first to crawl over to the instructor, defeated. Seeing one has fallen, other students begin to follow since “at least theyre not the first ones out”. Clutching their chests they bail out of the test. One girls crying. You can’t tell if the boy on the gym floor is alive or not. Three kids left for the water fountain and still havent made it back.
And then, the fallen sit there, watching the myths, the legends, the kids who have made it past 100 laps. 120. 150. When they finally collapse a cheer erupts from the students. Theyre heroes.
But the excitement only lasts for so long as the next round of nervous kids line up, who opted to go in the second wave and prolong their torture. The womans voice kicks back up. The beep plays. The cycle continues.
THIS GIVES ME NIGHTMARES STILL
I am the girl who quit first,
every single time, like stupidly early because fuck the bleep test!
I am the reason you are not a failure, because at least you weren’t first
You are welcome!
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?