Tick tock, round and round. Over the hill and through the town. Making your little ones cry. Heart to heart tearing apart. They yearn for the end but it's only the start. Making your young'uns cry. Louder louder shout for help. Feel the emotions they once felt. Making the big'uns cry. Fire! Fire! closing in. Coming to judge their evident sin. Making their young souls shy. Dark and deep an endless sleep. Into your babies' minds it seeps. Making your sweethearts lie. Failing and wailing, rough seas they're sailing. Communications down; they've given up hailing. Making them whisper good bye. Tick tock, round and round. You've failed them now they're in the ground. Making your sweeties mine.
The Science of Shipping

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

yung-medusa:

valentine’s day

        lentine’s day

                ntine’s day

                        e’s day

                                 ay

                                    ayyyy

                                           ayyyyy vodka

intheendyouwillallkneel:

turnyourgreyskiesblue:

Doing my work yesterday I came across a man called Herbert Beerbohm Tree, a Shakespearean actor from the 1800s… why is this important, I hear you ask. LOOK AT HIM:

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I genuinely thought I had turned the page over to Tom Hiddleston. But the book I was looking at was written before Hiddles became super famous. 

No wonder he’s so into Shakespeare.

And here we have proof that Tom Hiddleston is a Shakespeare loving vampire.

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ask-heichouu:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POST FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

baby: b...b-b-b...
mom: bottle??? do you want your bottle???
baby: b-b-be careful making wishes in the dark dark

dudewheresmypie:

He is probably entirely responsible for this. I own all my kale consumption to Misha Collins and GISHWHES. x

jpgay:

!!!instead!!!of!!!using!!spaces!!we!!!!should!!!use!!!exclamation!!!points!!!to!!!!!put!!!!excitement!!!into!!!!our!!!!lives!!!!

narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

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covalent bonds

dollykitten:

The plane roof has little lights to imitate stars //

(Source: fawnalie)

xgraciela:

More pics of Martin signing today (24.7.2014)! Cont’d from this post.

Pics are mine. Please don’t repost, just reblog. Thanks.

certified-0rca:

Narwhals travelling along their narwhallian highways to get to Nar-whal-nia

(Source: heimas)