Short haired, short tempered, mildly depressed, hungry, tired, slap happy, lazy, perfectionist with a knack for art, sports, video games, and stuffing as many Twizzlers, Hot Fries, and cans of Dr. Pepper into my mouth as I can
The Science of Shipping
Tick tock, round and round. Over the hill and through the town. Making your little ones cry. Heart to heart tearing apart. They yearn for the end but it's only the start. Making your young'uns cry. Louder louder shout for help. Feel the emotions they once felt. Making the big'uns cry. Fire! Fire! closing in. Coming to judge their evident sin. Making their young souls shy. Dark and deep an endless sleep. Into your babies' minds it seeps. Making your sweethearts lie. Failing and wailing, rough seas they're sailing. Communications down; they've given up hailing. Making them whisper good bye. Tick tock, round and round. You've failed them now they're in the ground. Making your sweeties mine.

mishasminions:

I FUCKING KNEW IT

THE MOMENT CASA EROTICA PLAYED

I FUCKING KNEW IT

actual-ironman-tonystark:

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years

multiple times

“You gave me hope and then you took it away. That’s enough to make anyone dangerous.”

- the entire supernatural fandom rn (via casbean)

(Source: alovelikecas)

So why is one considered ‘inappropriate’ and the other accepted? Stop sexualising my body. 

Why is it a man’s breast and nipple are okay to show but a woman’s breast and nipple isn’t?

(Source: iwillnotshavemyvagina)

impalaflavoredpie:

lionheartdean:

casfucker:

HE CALLED CAS DEAN’S BOY TOY

DEAN’S

BOY

TOY

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I don’t believe that I have EVER seen a better use of these gifs

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

Hannibal | Christ imagery

(Source: hannibeatles)

typewrittenreality:

obsessivecompulsiveteadrinker:

*Fictional character torn apart by bullets*

He might still be alive

*Fictional character shot in the head*

I’m sure they could survive that

*Fictional character in coffin at funeral about to be buried*

They’ll be ok

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deforrestkelley:

toasterx97:

deduction019:

deforrestkelley:

imagine if the enterprise got turned into an actual woman and she kissed scotty on the forehead because he takes such good care of her

I just squealed.

I ship it

was that a pun

dumplingdean:

lmao. can we talk about this holy wallpaper tho. 

enjolras-is-captain-sassy:

enjoldongle:

i heard you were talking shit about severus snape have a high five and your bedtime is never 

is this what harry’s life would have been like if he grew up with sirius